UGLY Celebrities Who Think They're Hot

Mena Suvari

I don’t think prince Harry is ugly and I don’t see evidence that he thinks he’s hot in the sense of extremely good-looking. He’s clearly hot in the e sense that he could have gotten almost anyone he wanted for most of his life. At least for a night or two.

I doubt Tori Spelling thinks she’s hot. She owns a mirror, right?

Adam Driver seems like a smug toad who thinks he's hot. I suppose if enough people agree, then maybe he is hot? I find him hideous.

Mimi.

Mariah has looked like a blob with two huge tit sacks and no recognizable human facial expressions for 20 years.

Poor Mariah. I hate her music and the way she sings so tend to avoid news and stuff about her. Didn't she have a mental breakdown after Glitter bombed? I never saw the movie but after she lost it I stopped feeling scorn for her. She was quite good in Precious. Maybe she should do more stuff like that instead of what she does.

Miley Cyrus, Ryan Gosling, Grimes, Bella Hadid, Hailey Bieber, Kanye.

That Guidice woman from Housewives looks like a werewolf.

Chrissy Teigen has Thomas the Tank Engine face.

Clooney's camera thirsty beard looks like a dude.

Alec Baldwin's senora looks like a rodent.

Not quite a hunk, not quite a nerd -- Shia Labeouf

Mariah was very pretty till after the Fantasy album when she went all ghetto

You think you're hot Blair, the rest of us just think you're fat

Sarah Jessica Parker Jennifer Aniston Nicholas Cage Depp the Schlepp Helena Bonham Carter Princ Harry

Just being honest. Ignore me if you are offended.

R14, Trump, for sure, lol!

My Husband said,,, William Shatner, lol.

Agree, OP . Definitely Prince Harry. He is ugly: inside and out.

Chris Martin--he has a squished head on the sides that looks like a pecan.

Andy Cohen

Our dear Duchess of Sussex. Walk into any office and you’ll see ten girls who look just like her. All the fawning the guys did over her on Suits was dumb.

Shia Labeouf was hot in American Honey

I'm not sure if she counts as a "celebrity," but Bristol Palin always gave off a vibe as one of those girls who thinks that they're super-hot when they're not.

When she was a little girl, the consensus at DL was that Lourdes Leon was gonna grow up to be a knockout and Madge (as we called her then) would be jealous.

Adam "Australopithecus" Driver

Lourdes exudes no inner warmth or intelligence.

Like her idiot mother.

All the Beckhams, including the poor little girl who was dressed up in a slutty gown recently. Posh was only passably hot as a Spice Girl - starvation doesn't become her and she's an example of someone losing their looks when they lose weight - rare in the developed world. David lost it when he started playing with his hair every week like a 14 year old girl and covered himself in tatts. None of the boys ever had it. Brooklyn - words fail me.

Mena Suvari: I'll never forget a friend and I hate watching the Oscars and MS rocked up with hair that can only be described as 60s Pan Am. Obviously trying to be sophisticated, but...

Irene Cara owns this thread. Ugly dead. Ugly alive. Her ugliness is legendary.

Harrison Ford looks bad. He was once handsome, even with the big knife scar on his chin. But now? Right now, HF is quite unattractive, unappealing, and uninspiring. I'm sure he knows it. How could he not?

R43 Yuck. Usually black girls age way better than dat. Jesus fuck.

Jennifer Aniston is ugly. Her face is ugly. Her hair and body cannot make up for that face on her. Sorry, but it must be said.

The entire cast of "Sex and the City"

I agree about Harry, Meghan's husband. He must lose a lot of weight and grow more hair to hope to mitigate his face. His eyes are too close together. Plus, he has the head of a friar in a clown costume.

This Danny DeVito lookalike owns this thread

A lot of the celebrities in this thread WERE hot at one time - Chrissy Teigen and Harry were both considered hot for a long time, albeit a long time ago.

People who were hot, but aren't now, should be a special category compared to those who were never hot, but think they are, like DL fav Lens.

Both Taylor Swift and Gaga are plain/bordering on homely. No amount of hair, make up or good lighting can cover their basic fugliness.

I will echo many here: MADwhora, her devil spawn LORDES, she's FUGLY!, Adam Drive-em away from my view, Lady Gag-ahh!!!

Kaia Gerber (she's a shadow of her mother, both professionally as well as figuratively - she's a pound or two shy of starvation). She has blank eyes.

Kim KarTRASHian and ALL the KarTRASHians: every single goddamn one.

Britney "Crazy" Spears. Still thinks she's some jailbait ingenue. She's like a vinyl record that keeps skipping back to the same spot, over and over again.

HiLIARious Baldwin. All her filters can't counteract how she actually looked when captured on pap pics and live interviews. Cackling, Spanish-appropriating, lying non-Mami from Bothton, Ethpana. No coocumber.

Timothee Ugly-amet.

Emily Rat-faced-akowski

[quote]Why would I need to think about it either way?

R55 is a 14-year old girl. Or, a mentally retarded 60-year old gay man. Hard to tell around here lately.

Kaia and Presley Gerber both look awful, unless you are into Auschwitz chic.

Harvey Firestain. Like that fucking super fug trollup would have gotten two of the hottest pieces of whitemeat in Torch Song Trilogy.

Not sure if this creep is considered a celebrity, but Bella Hadid is one of the ugliest ‘models’ on the fucking planet. I cannot look at her alien face! Her face was created in a plastic surgeon's office.

Don't these plastic surgery addicts understand, if they ever have kids, the kids will have their original features?

Her hair is even disgusting, so flat and thin. From starving herself, she's losing her hair, you can see her scalp here. She wears extensions, toppers and wigs in her ad campaigns. And Photoshop.

Hadid reminds me of another nepo model

R41 I clicked on this thread only to post Miles Teller. He is a fugly douchebag.

Heidi Klum's dwarf daughter...is it Leni?

Cara Delvigne 🤢

Whatever Megan Fox has turned herself into.

Meghan Markle. Kate Hudson.

Chrissy and Harry were never hot.

^Definitely Hudson. Her face is like a blank slate with neither of the eyes, nose and mouth look put together on one person. They look like they need to be moved around to make something. It's strange she's considered some great beauty. Not ugly but like a face you use to paint a pretty face.

Meghan Trainor and Rebel Wilson are both homely even after losing weight.

Adele. She was prettier when fat.

All the great big fat ones.

r81 you aren't kidding. I saw a video of her with no makeup and her hair up in a scarf and WOOF! I know most women look different without makeup but she is ROUGH.

R62, Bruni's face always looked like it was the product of many facial surgeries. Especially the nose and cheekbones.

No surprise Bella Hadid looks a lot like her, of all the 90s supermodels

I don't think Rebel believes she's hot. I think Meghan Trainor does though, judging from the lyrics to most of her songs.

I never thought Meg Ryan or Tom Hanks hot but Meg, especially with her joker-ised face, seems to think she's special.

Mariah Carey stole this thread. Others include:

- John Boyega

- Kanye West

- Sarah Jessica Parker

- Lady Gaga

R87 She really ruined her face. 🤡

Paris Hilton. She's not ugly, but she thinks she's hotter than she really is.

Julia Fox, Kanye's temporary ho bag (but probably not because he's gay as the day is long). Girl is homely and needs to resort to stupid outfits and ridiculous makeup to get attention.

Ryan Reynolds. Again, not ugly, but thinks he's hot (it seems).

Harry Styles, he looks like a chimp and he's always got that smug expression on his face. Not to mention, he always looks dirty, like he was dipped in a vat of oil. His appeal is baffling.

Lourdes is one hawt bitch!

Nicole Scherzinger is not as attractive as she thinks she is.

This thread needs STRICTER criteria. It should be - ugly celebrities in 2022 who think they are hot but are not.

A number of people mentioned were hot a some point in the past.

Milo Yannapoppoppadopppalis or however you spell the cretin's last name.

He looks like a John Waters villain.

Seth MacFarlane. Hideously ugly nerd with a waxy face and fake chiclet teeth.

The problem with a lot of these entries listed above is that these are people ( like character actors and actresses) who do not necessarily think of themselves as stunningly sexy.

Mindy Kaling does not think she is hot. She has spoken of this. Now she thinks she has worked up a monied sexiness but it took time and a lot of will.

R108 How do you know? Prove otherwise

Ryan Gosling is a 5 out of 10 but thinks he's hot. The smirks make it worse.

Justin Fucking Timberlake, a fugly guy whose PR team tried to get him the nickname Trousersnake. ARSE!

Mena Suvari has talked about how attractive she is and was as a very young woman. But I agree with R108. I doubt very much that Lena Dunham thinks she is hot. I think she realizes she is exceptionally unfortunate in the looks department and intentionally self-sabotages her appearance as some kind of backwards compensation. Mindy Kaling has made a career out of being the not-bad looking woman with unrealistic expectations.

When Lena Dunham was young she didn't think she was ugly. She once lost tons of weight as she was becoming a star, and she looked cute. LENS was PISSED OFF that she was starving herself and still not a babe. Like an really sexy babe. She decided to be a feminist about it all and embrace her natural fat. Then she got side tracked into hypochondriac mindset and has had a string of serious yet suspect conditions that have ruined her permanently.

I don't think LENS thinks she is "exceptionally unfortunate" in the looks department. Her issue is she is an enormous hippo.

Ryan Gosling is a very cute and adorable 6 or 7. Who transformed, briefly, into an 8 or 9. Like gay guys do. Like Hollywood actors do. He was never a 5.

DJ and music producer Calvin Harris pulled the same makeover, successfully. Calvin's and Ryan's transformations are almost identical.

The only one who had said so is Trump- so… all the others are guesses. Gosling is hot in my book.

Paris Hilton reminds of the late Frances Reid who played Alice Horton on DOOL.

R116 That isn't Ryan Gosling in that pic.

That pic at R116 is also an advert and had been Photoshopped heavily so that the model looks hot in his underwear. In this day and age, I don’t know why ppl post ads and IG photos as proof that someone is good-looking. You need to see candid photos.

Taylor Swift and her lanky, awkward hunched shoulders always flashing the same try hard sassy eye roll head snap. The commercial when she walks into an elevator full of a bunch of other Tay Tay's with different version of sassy is nauseating.

Asia Argento

She used to be very pretty when she was young, but as she gets older she's starting to look more like her father. Yet she still seems to think she's young and hot, always posing nude on Instagram.

R121 Because it is Calvin Harris, numbnuts. The comparison example.

Oh geez. The pic at R116 is CALVIN HARRIS - who I explained did the same "handsomefier orgasmatron" transformation as Gosling. It's all smoke and mirrors. That is the point of my post, and my comparison. You take a 6 or 7, and through money and attention and smoke and mirrors you get a stud. But lets not kid ourselves and say its possible for a 4 or 5 to upgrade like this.

Here is Calvin Harris before the handsomefier.

Tomes have been written about the "handsomefier" or whatever you could call it.

Have you not paid attention to gay culture over the last 50 years? Gay men perfected the hottietransformer. Then straights caught on in the 90s and now do it better than gay men! 69.56 % of Instahoes and TwitterTwat Hotties have been through the hottietransformer. Some are silk purses made from sows' ears, even.

look at the picture for 2013 and then 2014 for Calvin in the link above at 132. Ryan Gosling did the same thing. I don't know the year though. It seems they even had the same surgeon and same dresser!

Applying the word celebrity loosely, Lauren Boebert.

Drake, AKA Wheelchair Jimmy

The beard and the workouts are not enough to distract from his fugly face.

Madonna. She thinks she is still the hot, young 25-year-old she was in the '80s.

You sneer at a cripple for not being cute, R137?

Keith Urban is, or at least was, beautiful.

[quote] Madonna. She thinks she is still the hot, young 25-year-old she was in the '80s.

She was never hot. Just trashy.

R139: Jimmy was a fictional TV character played by Drake, you idiot. It’s an old meme making fun of Drake, not handicapped people in general.

BTW, if you’re going to play a tedious, offended virtue signaller, then don’t use the word “cripple.” That hasn’t been acceptable for decades.

[quote]BTW, if you’re going to play a tedious, offended virtue signaller, then don’t use the word “cripple.”

So what do you say now oh holy one?

Black cripples are always hot.

“Do I look like a president? How handsome am I, right? How handsome?”

"I'm a young, vibrant man!"

No, you're a fetid old delusional overweight diaper wearing ignorant freak, who thinks that disgusting orange bronzer and bizarre cotton candy combover makes you attractive.

R127 Was she ever pretty though? She looks like a gypsy street hustler/prostitute to me. With bug eyes like Gomez Addams. And she's a pedophile and a suicide enabler. And she looks like she stinks.

This thread seems more like people just naming ugly celebrities rather than people who think they’re hot.

Asia Argento was never pretty. She's not much of an actress either.

R149 Asia definitely thinks she's hot.

R150: I thought she was pretty in La Reine Margot. She was 19 and had the freshness of youth. Needless to say, that was a long time ago.

David Lee Roth. He's always looked like a buzzard to me.

The Ripa wench from Jersey.

Connor Jessup. Don't they have rhinoplasty surgery up in Canada?

Lisa Rinna was hot back in the 90s on Melrose Place. Fuck off, skanky whore.

Lisa Rinna (and her upper lip) is, and was always, ugly.

R164 Fuck you, delusional cunt. I can imagine the wart filled, crusty faced mess you are. Cunt.

Lisa Rena was really pretty and still looks pretty good imo

R166 Wholecuntedly agree with you. Irene Cara and Rue McLanahan were both ugly times a million but Lisa Rinna even with her puffy lips was always good looking. She bagged Harry Hamlin for dog's sakes!

R168 Fuck off, dog face whore.

Rinna was exceptionally pretty before the upper lip augmentation, she looks Hollywood now, but it seems to be her personality that most people find objectionable? I don't watch her show so I don't know but I'm jealous as hell of her snagging Hamlin.

Say what you will about Kirstie Alley, she had amazing hair and it was all hers, not one extension or wig in sight. Even as she aged, her hair was still thick and healthy.

Both men and women would kill to have such hair.

Have we already mentioned Maggie Gyllenhal? It’s so annoying when she’s cast as the great beauty in a movie.

[quote] Say what you will about Kirstie Alley, she had amazing hair and it was all hers

Yes, she had beautiful hair, but the face of a drunken sailor.

[quote] Barbara Streisand

I don't ever recall her trying to be hot. She's always seemed self-depreciating about her looks.

Barbra: the Mirror has Two Faces. She seems to think she's hot after her makeover

Barbra thought she was hot during the "Streisand Superman" era.

Kirstie Alley may have had a great head of hair but her hairline was too low and her face was ugly and Trump-like

R181- No one can possibly be that delusional!

Lisa rinna is a close second to harry styles.

Lisa Rinna looks like a bathroom toilet plunger... not that different than this mentally ill Kim Kardashian wannabe.

Nick Carter. Thinks he's god's gift but I loathe the skin tone of natural blondes. They look like albinos. NOT fucking attractive at all.

Saw Kelly Ripa on Madison Avenue yesterday.

Damn that face is definitely nipped and tucked in real life.

Has the same botched cheekbones that Bethany Frankel has. Must all use the same doctor.

[quote]Kirstie Alley may have had a great head of hair but her hairline was too low and her face was ugly and Trump-like

What's great about a "too low hairline", when your hair starts to recede, it won't be all that noticeable. The front hairline will then look like a natural hairline. Most women with naturally high hairlines, or a five head, go into a panic mode when their front hairline starts to recede,

Yes, women do get male pattern baldness. Women mostly get diffused thinning throughout the head, but some get male pattern hair loss.

Same for the super fug Teresa Guidice. She's absolutely monstrous looking, but has amazing hair and a low hairline.

[quote]Saw Kelly Ripa on Madison Avenue yesterday. Damn that face is definitely nipped and tucked in real life. Has the same botched cheekbones that Bethany Frankel has. Must all use the same doctor.

Kelly's mom also had bad plastics urgery. Kelly looked exactly like her mom. Her mom was very pretty. Not in this pic.

Kelly's mom is to the left.

In this photo, Kelly's mom looks exactly like Kelly.

That hairdo was B-52s worthy!

Was that extreme hair style still in style when Kelly was a baby?!

I think Kelly (and her cheekbones ) look great - her work is about 1000 times better than Bethennys. Of course it helps that she was actually born attractive without a lantern jaw, but no matter.

It’s weird looking at Lourdes. It’s like when the genes from her two parents mixed, it made the worst choice in every decision.

As for Lourdes Leon, sometimes two attractive people can produce a very average, or downright ugly, child. Genetics are extremely weird.

Every one was ugly in Vadge's family going back 800 years. Ain't nothing attractive is coming down that cunt chute, evah.

R200, including the NFT crap she "gave birth to".

At least semi-starvation didn't cost Ripa her looks as it did with Victoria Beckham. She looks very plain, especially compared to when she was in the Spice Girls, ridiculously enough. No food, bland make-up and the worst, most obvious "slimming" pose make her look a good. I'm no fan of Luz Hurley, but she pulls off the same type of pose much more successfully.

Cate Blanchett - has a honker on her face the size of a large crowbar.

R203 she’s gorgeous (and still is)

Cate Blanchett has never been "gorgeous", get your fucking eyes checked.

Have any of you see most of these celebs without makeup, their hair done and excellent lighting? And in photos not taken by the world's best photographers? Of course you haven't.

I didn’t see one mention of Piers Morgan.

Piers/ endthread

I think Victoria Beckham is pretty. I appreciate that she never got a nose job despite that she hates her nose. And that she got her breast implants taken out. She doesn’t look like one of those Housewife monstrosities her age.

Paris Hilton. Looks like a twink with muscle atropy and facially she looks like a boys with progeria

R35 Becks' botox/fillers are saaaaauuur hideous. Between that, the veneers, overtanning, and generally being a cunty entitled little-dicked person, he's ruined most of the appeal he ever had.

Not like our gorgeous angel Jack, who is the most sweet and fuckable pretty whore you'll ever meet.

[quote] What's great about a "too low hairline", when your hair starts to recede, it won't be all that noticeable. The front hairline will then look like a natural hairline.

Steven Gerrard has always done well on that score.

Donna Summers was not ugly. She was average and sexy. That is like saying Chris Reeves was ugly. Christopher Reeves was smolderingly hot and sexy as Supes.

Who the fuck is Donna Summers??

Donna Summers was the kween of disco and hated the gays. Dumb cunt. I think she did a duet with George Michaels.

Fuck off, Jabba. Have to bring your whispercooing heifer into every thread.

Janet Jacksons is taking her sexy whispering on tour in 2023.

R219 that's what I was trying to tell him!

R220 Jabba is always unfunny, lame, and brain dead.

224 posts later Billy Eichner

Chris Reeves thinks Jabba is fucking lame.

Sally Fields says she was fucked by her step dad! Yikes. Poor girl. I wonder how many actresses were diddled by daddy. It must attract more damaged girls than normal. She also said her relationship with Burt Reynold was abusive. Again. Poor girl.

Pete Davidson owns this thread several times over.

R235 And I feel sorry for her!

I feel like Sharon Strzelecki's sister, Karen, from Kath and Kim is in this thread:

"I want to meet Hugh Jackmans. Can we meet him? And Heath Ledgers and Keith Urbans. I want to meet them."

Damn r235. She’s also never had anything good to say about Burt Reynolds.

She’s not ugly though so why is she on here?

Sally Field has always been cute and never acted like she thought she was “hot.” WTF with some of these answers? Most of the surgeried Milennial thots are the ones who should be named in this thread

I love Darren Criss' looks.

R245 I especially love Darren Criss' looks walking away

Ellen Page was never ugly. She was boyishly cute. As Elliot he is still cute.

R249 Nothing boyish about her except in her sick mind and yours too. She was a cute young girl.

So we have an Ellen Page troll now. Fuck off asshole.

R243 People were making a comment on how people misspell certain actors' names with or without an s, like "Sally Fields" for Sally Field, and "Donna Summers" for Donna Summer. It was a joke that must have gone over your head, or you didn't read all the posts.

Jamie Campbell Bower is a beautiful man

Katie Fucking Price. She needs to go away.

R255 Oh, that's what he is?

Every Tik Toker and influencer

Olivia Wilde, Lily Depp, Minnie Driver, Maggie Gyllenhaal

Timothee Chalamet above all. This little pischer really does act like he's god's girf with those awful half-gown things he wears.

Blocking the plural troll.

R271 It's a Zer. Most brain dead gen EVER.

Will, Jada, Willow, and Jaden Smiths.

Kaia Gerber, Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner

Busy Phillips and her moles.

Harry Styles and Nicki Minaj.

Olivia Wilde is far from ugly but she definitely thinks she’s so much hotter than she is. So I’ll agree with the general sentiment.

Tom Cruise. Too much plastic surgery and facelifts.

Timothee Chalamaladingdong

Ezra the freak Miller

Millie Bobbie Brown

Heidi Klum’s sproglet, the nepo baby model

that chick whose Hallmark movie channel Mom went to jail because she was too stupid to get into college

And the Mom ^^^^

Harry Styles

Austin Butler

Zendaya (I like her, but she is not a “gorgeous creature”)

And, in conclusion…Brad Pitt owns this thread

Mel Griffiths was never ugly. Come on now. She was cute until the plastic surgery ruined her.

Jackson HInkle. Fuck do I hate that motherfucker. What is he even famous for? Doesn't have a job. Is now with the alt-right.

So glad not many in the US know who the fuck Katie Price is. This loon seems like yet another tedious talent-free plastic surgery addict fame whore. We have enough of this types here.

Her goal is to have the biggest boobs in the UK? 🍈🍈 What a fucking accomplishment!

Millie Bobby Brown isn't ugly. Maybe not the greatest beauty of all time, but she's pretty.

Bobby Brown is a rapist cunt! I have always hated her actually. Her "acting" is terrible.

Season 1, episode 1, the first time I saw her face - my MAJOR PROBLEM alarm went off.

My comment at R296 was obviously about Millie Bobby Brown

The fags from Heartstopper

[quote]Bobby Brown is a rapist cunt!

He killed Whitney too!

So clever. R301. In that case I am 100% on Team Bobby. Whitney was the closet lesbian and 100% addict. Bobby Brown was never an addict.

Harry thinks he’s hot. He was at polo with his shirt up. I don’t find a guy and man-boobs attractive.

R303 Whitney turned him into an addict, not a fucking surprise. Go eat some more full tampons.

Rep. Scott Perry looks like a human-size dick. He's like a walking penis. His head looks like the top of a penis.

Isn’t Millie Bobby Brown like 12?

Eric "Victor Newman" Braeden.

Millie Bobby Brown is fucking Jon Bon Jovi's attractive son, Jake Bongiovi,

It's hilarious how she tries to look so sexy and alluring. She's only 18.

I always confuse MBB with that other Plain Jane dull British actress, Emma Watson. She's another one who thinks she's super hot.

R310 She has very hillbilly features, especially in profile.

R44 don't ever try to throw that bone on us. Her tanned ugly features does not make her black. U dumb bitch.

Donatella is entirely black as most Italians are. Donatelli is blacker than most blacks in America. No doubt bout that.

[quote] Donatella is entirely black as most Italians are.

No. Everyone knows she shares the same tanning bed with Donald Trump.

Not sure what happened to Donatella's face, but she was attractive. Something happened with her nose, likely due to her years long coke habit.

Her face looks like that of a former boxer, one who took way too many hits to their nose!

Donatella before she was in the ring with Mike Tyson. 🥊🥊

All the mutilated replacement Jackson noses

Beanie Feldstein’s boyfriend

Brad Pitt--his face. John Depp--everything Cate Blandett--her face Julia R. and Jennifer A. --faces

Donatella ruined her nose through coke. She had to be using 24/7, 7 days a week.

Millie Bobby Brown is so very pretty to me. She doesn't belong here.

Adam Levine.

Darren Criss.

Tom Hiddleston.

Kate Beckinsale.

Those hideously modified Hadid hags.

Eelaria Baldwin and Emily Ratwhateverkowski. They're one and the same.

Kelsey Grammar and his fugly ex wife Camille

Johnny Depp shouldn't really be eligible as he used to be so hot, but the amount of delusional egotism he has about his looks now really does make his inclusion appropriate.

Last name on OP’s list is the real reason she started this thread.

Lourdes Leon is absolutely hideous. She does look like a Mexican truck driver with a unibrow.

The woman who plays Lauren Fenmore on the Young and the Restless has always reminded me of a chipmunk.

Prince Harry's teeth are really bad for someone who wore braces.

Adam Levine thinks he's hot with those hideous tats, when actually he looks like a starving iguana.

R312 dude looks like a young Jaime Lannister

Or Prince Charming from Shrek 2.

Cate Blanchett . Matt Damon

Rue Mclanahan owns this thread. Ugliest wench ever ironically playing a slut every man supposedly wants to fuck. Hilarious.

R351 there is no way she can think she is hot. She has a face for the back row of the balcony in a theatre.

Shawn Penn is even more monstrously ugly than his wife Vadge. If that is even phucking phossible. Jeesasss phuck.

R356, they were both attractive when they were young, IMO.

Shawn was obv hot when young but Vadge was always ugly, she just knew how to use make up to hide it.

Here’s one: Kate Upon. She was pretty in the face, but her body is ugly. She had huge natural breasts. Yes. But they were quite pendulous and her torso was a square - she has no waist at all. I thought straight men went crazy for the hourglass shape: small waist that curves in, with ample bosom and hips.

Now, she seems to be a nice and sweet person and has found happiness as a wife and mom. But I could never understand how her skinny-fat body was remarkable enough to be a bikini model.

R360 Agreed. My nieces went to high school with her in Florida and they swear up and down that she came back from Christmas break one year with huge breast implants, but I don't believe that. Those boobs are natural...and pendulous. She must have just had a growth spurt. Plus, teenage girls are ruthless.

[quote]My nieces went to high school with her in Florida and they swear up and down that she came back from Christmas break one year with huge breast implants, but I don't believe that. Those boobs are natural...and pendulous. She must have just had a growth spurt. Plus, teenage girls are ruthless.

Yeah, she had a growth spurt over Christmas break and came back with huge boobs. Your neices' story makes more sense.

Shawn Penn is his actual name.

You can be beautiful and hot without having a “perfect body” R 360. I find her hot. Angelina Jolie has a horrible body and a divine face. Also hot.

[quote]Angelina Jolie has a horrible body

R365 I've seen a lot worse.

[quote] Angelina Jolie has a horrible body and a divine face.

If she would put in smaller implants, she'd look better. She's tall and thin but doesn't have fun with fashion.

She isn’t thin, she’s skeletal with no shape other than the giant breast implants

Jolie has long had her implants but now they're placed too high. Now that she has no breast tissue at all, just implants, they sit way too high on her chest for breasts that size. It's almost a Barbie look, but without the pointiness. She also has broad shoulders and her neck is on the short side. I didn't see her vanity movie By the Sea, but apparently she engineered a topless scene so everyone could see her tits after all the breast tissue was taken out.

The stupid thing is that she had so much done to her face when she didn't need any of it.

Angelina is a beautiful woman. At whatever award show it was a few years ago when she was on stage wearing a black gown with a large slit which exposed her leg, that was a movie star moment.

Angie Jolie's original nose was horrid. She was right to change dat.

Harry styles jack harlowe

Prince Harry is fkin hot as fuck and I would get on my knees and then tear that ginger bootyhole up.

R27 - lady gaga is beautiful inside out

Lady Gag Gag has always been ugly and a dog. Ruff Ruff!

Bella Thorne! Not only gross, but her annoying, histrionic acting destroyed "Six Feet Under" when she replaced the awkward daughter in a latter season. Whew. I feel better now.

R379- dogs are beautiful, u hateful bitch. U r just mad bcoz ur boyfriend loves ur dog more than he loves u, at this point he must loath u

Dogs are never beautiful. They are filthy, non stop shitting, farting animals - like Lady Gag Gag.

I believe Piers Morgan falls into this category. Easily.

For me it's a cross between Rue McLanahan and Irene Cara. They are equally hideous. Christina Metz huge buffalo butt is way more tasty in my eyes. It'd feed me for a thousand years.

Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne , Gabourny Sidbe, Leslie Jones, Arianne Zucker,

Those Hadid bitches, and Hailey Bieber - that one looks like her extra-chromosomal right-wing father in drag.

Plenty of pro-Trump female talking heads - Laura Loomer, Emerald Robinson, Jenna Ellis, etc. - all of them rat-faced braying wonders with piano legs and shitty skin.

R110: The way Mindy was showing off her Ozempic body at the Oscars, wearing three revealing gowns, seems to indicate she thinks she’s hot now.

I've never found Chloe Sevigny attractive. It's hilarious that she was deemed some sort of It Girl years ago.

I don’t think Chet Hanks is ugly, a clown maybe, but not ugly. I find him better looking than his dad at the same age.

Matt Damon is/was cute enough.

Adrien Brody is hot even if he’s not conventionally handsome. Helena Bonham Carter was/is a beautiful woman.

I can't imagine anyone not finding HBC attractive as a young woman and she looks fine now.

Brody is not handsome, but he had a great body and a sexual energy that made him very appealing. Adam Driver should be half as lucky.

Who is HBC? Head Bitch in Charge?

Sorry, I see it’s Helena BC.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Cate Blanchett

Thank you, Miss Intermittent Keller telling us that Mr. Brody is "hot."

But does anyone know how to get vomit out of a raw silk shirt?

Cate Blanchett is not attractive, she has resting bitch face, she always looks smug.

R406 She doesn't just 'look smug'. She is smug.

Cate is striking and effortlessly cool. I can understand why people who are the complete opposite of that would hate her.

I think she's a bit monkey faced.

She has rodent face, looks like a possum, gerbil face

Cate is "striking"? Yes, she looks like someone hit her with a frying pan!

Those beady eyes sure don't help.

R415, Grace Kelly and Ana are (were) "ugly"?! Please see an ophthalmologist STAT!

R364, Well, Archibald Leach to you!

Tammy Cruise. Tall and hot! Not.

Joyce Detwat and her pear shaped asshole always made me czuck my kookies.

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