I have heard this for years and wanted to know if it is true...
Let's discuss...
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 8, 2022 5:18 PM |
Everyone is, you idiot.
Okay maybe Johnny Depp isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 4, 2022 10:18 PM |
ANY civilized person is embarrassed about doing such things in front of other people.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 4, 2022 10:18 PM |
Are you kidding me?
Fags pay money for my farts.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 4, 2022 10:23 PM |
OP, if you're going to troll at the tard level, you should be asking them when they eat ass, can they tell what was the last meal their partner(s) had...
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 4, 2022 10:26 PM |
Yeah, but we're ok with cumming in front of people 😜
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 4, 2022 10:27 PM |
R1, where'd you hear that about Johnny Depp?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 4, 2022 10:31 PM |
My 8-year old nephews thought it was hilarious. It made me so glad not to have kids.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 4, 2022 10:33 PM |
r6 I'd disagree with r1 throughout the trial, it's looked as if he swallowed a fart.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 4, 2022 10:35 PM |
In Russia, as crude as they are, burping and farting is considered extremely rude, even within your own family. Uncouth Americans on the other hand giggle and laugh like little school girls. Guarantee most Trumpeters are in that camp.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 5, 2022 6:13 AM |
A certain American President certainly was embarrassed when he sharted in front of One!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 5, 2022 10:52 PM |
The name of my historic hilltop property is known as the Passing Winds.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 5, 2022 11:49 PM |
I would never pass wind in the presence of another.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 6, 2022 2:43 AM |
OP, most adults over the age of 22 are embarrassed by passing gas in public. It has nothing to do with sexual identity.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 6, 2022 2:54 AM |
I make 200K a year writing fart porn.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 6, 2022 3:17 AM |
My coworkers WISH I was embarrassed.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 6, 2022 3:54 AM |
It isn't spoken about.
It doesn't happen in movies.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 6, 2022 4:09 AM |
Prissy fems do. Most men couldn't care less about it. A lot of fems act like women, they even take pride in hosting dinners. It's embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 8, 2022 1:48 AM |
My partner and I fart in front of each other sometimes. We don't care. I fart in front of all my friends too. Not usually smelly ones and never at a meal or woman. Mostly in the morning on vacations or long weekends. Men fart.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 8, 2022 5:25 AM |
Usually one can telll a fart is imminent unlike some burps, right?
My burps catch me by surprise oftentines. Others here experience this also?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 8, 2022 5:39 AM |
[quote] burping and farting
The releasing of esophageal gas is a minor social faux pas amongst friends.
The releasing of intestinal gas is a major social faux pas. You need to quickly leave the room and never darken your friend's door again. Never!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 8, 2022 7:59 AM |
I remember being out drinking with straight guys and they were fartng indiscriminately while talking. I found this very surprising at the time as I thought it was so rude - silly little fag as I was!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 8, 2022 8:09 AM |
[quote] fartng indiscriminately while talking
Were they natural releases of gas? Or were they forcefully expelling the gas because they were getting drunk and they thought it funny?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 8, 2022 8:12 AM |
When I was in high school I would sit in the toilet cubicles of the gym after school to hear the jocks fart, piss and shit and sometimes jerk off. The sensation was indescribable. The wonderful rutty teenage smells these mascular str8 jocks produced were ambrosial to me a chubby, effeminate, unattractive faglet. I would jerk off for hours in the toilet and once even scarfed down a load I found in the bowl. Yeah I’m that slutty.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 8, 2022 8:21 AM |
I immediately lose all interest when a guy I like farts in front of me. Is that weird?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 8, 2022 9:21 AM |
Old people lose the ability to control their facts. Can you imagine what Congress and the Oval Office smell like?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 8, 2022 9:54 AM |
You mean our leaders fart, too?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 8, 2022 10:02 AM |
Bro I love farting and burping , but I'm masculine, bisexual, muscular and good looking, I work out 6-7 Days a week with all the protein drinks and shit I'm constantly ripping ass with my workout buddies and laughing about it
I even have a shirt that says DANGER FARTS WITHOUT WARNING
I even think it's great if girlfriends of mine let go and fart and burp around me, instead of being embarrassed by it, we all fart
Of course stereotypical gay guys are embarrassed by it, I'm bisexual because I like MEN
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 8, 2022 10:07 AM |
R45 belongs in the shop bottom thread.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 8, 2022 10:09 AM |
I don't understand the question.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 8, 2022 12:43 PM |
Do you suppose Frenchmen fart? My friend says yes, because they eat a lot of cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 8, 2022 1:03 PM |
My partner certainly isn’t…
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 9, 2022 2:10 AM |
R50, that runs against the grain of the usual DL protestation that "my partner of 23 years and I have neve committed such a vile and revolting act together in the same room in all that time. Never, I tell you!"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 9, 2022 8:24 AM |
I have a feeling the OP is a straight troll.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 10, 2022 2:49 AM |
[quote] burping and farting
It happens while sleeping. The brain lapses into unconsciousness but the oesophagus and intestines have to keep on churning constantly.
Waking from sleep unleashes all that captured gas.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 10, 2022 11:35 PM |
Not this one but I am elder gay so I am invisible anyway!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 11, 2022 2:18 AM |
You may be invisible, R57, but are you inaudible and unsmellable?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 11, 2022 3:12 AM |
Only ugly people burp and fart in front of people.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 24, 2022 6:31 PM |
OP- First of all I don't FART
I pass wind
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 24, 2022 7:54 PM |
One of my best friends has been married to his husband for 11 years and says they have never once farted in front of the other. My friend said that if his husband ever farted in bed, it would be the beginning of the end.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 24, 2022 7:59 PM |
It’s gross and self absorbed, no one wants to smell your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 24, 2022 8:06 PM |
[quote] First of all I don't FART. .... I pass wind
I release intestinal gas.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 24, 2022 11:29 PM |
If I can't fart in my own house where in the hell do you expect me to fart?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 25, 2022 6:52 AM |
Not embarrassing. You know what is though? When you burp & it smells like a fart because you just rimmed someone.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 25, 2022 7:52 AM |
Everyone thinks if funny when they fart but when I do it and tell them it was more than that, it was a "wet" one. Suddenly not funny. Same smell, both are natural body functions. Just saying. You all are body function hypocrites.💩
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 28, 2022 8:13 AM |
^ one time my dad sharted (before I knew the term) & even though he was always known for farting, the fact I pointed out this one caused him to fly into a rage!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 29, 2022 8:07 AM |
It's not our JOB to educate you OP. You need to do the work yourself. Your question is LITERAL VIOLENCE!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 8, 2022 4:29 AM |
Let’s discuss the tendency of gay men not to want to change baby’s diapers in public OP. Much more pressing: parody post?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 8, 2022 4:34 AM |
I make doo doos in my pants.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 8, 2022 12:19 PM |
Always light a match after poo pee doos.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 8, 2022 4:23 PM |
One of the first things my bf said to me was he couldn't fart around me. That has to be true love right? That was before telling me about a childhood experience where he went to an overly religious friend's house and he farted so loud at the dinner table that the parents threw him out. When he eventually felt comfortable farting around me he always did his best Rodney Dangerfield impression "Did someone step on a duck?"
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 8, 2022 4:57 PM |
I enjoy farting around people. I especially love doing silent but deadly ones.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 8, 2022 5:12 PM |
I think most couth people are. Who wants to do this in front of others?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 8, 2022 5:18 PM |
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