Is it true that gay men are embarrassed about burping and farting in front of people?

I have heard this for years and wanted to know if it is true...

Let's discuss...

by Anonymousreply 80November 8, 2022 5:18 PM

Everyone is, you idiot.

Okay maybe Johnny Depp isn't.

by Anonymousreply 1May 4, 2022 10:18 PM

ANY civilized person is embarrassed about doing such things in front of other people.

by Anonymousreply 2May 4, 2022 10:18 PM

Are you kidding me?

Fags pay money for my farts.

by Anonymousreply 3May 4, 2022 10:23 PM

OP, if you're going to troll at the tard level, you should be asking them when they eat ass, can they tell what was the last meal their partner(s) had...

by Anonymousreply 4May 4, 2022 10:26 PM

Yeah, but we're ok with cumming in front of people 😜

by Anonymousreply 5May 4, 2022 10:27 PM

R1, where'd you hear that about Johnny Depp?

by Anonymousreply 6May 4, 2022 10:31 PM

My 8-year old nephews thought it was hilarious. It made me so glad not to have kids.

by Anonymousreply 7May 4, 2022 10:33 PM

r6 I'd disagree with r1 throughout the trial, it's looked as if he swallowed a fart.

by Anonymousreply 8May 4, 2022 10:35 PM

In Russia, as crude as they are, burping and farting is considered extremely rude, even within your own family. Uncouth Americans on the other hand giggle and laugh like little school girls. Guarantee most Trumpeters are in that camp.

by Anonymousreply 13May 5, 2022 6:13 AM

A certain American President certainly was embarrassed when he sharted in front of One!

by Anonymousreply 16May 5, 2022 10:52 PM

The name of my historic hilltop property is known as the Passing Winds.

by Anonymousreply 19May 5, 2022 11:49 PM

I would never pass wind in the presence of another.

by Anonymousreply 22May 6, 2022 2:43 AM

OP, most adults over the age of 22 are embarrassed by passing gas in public. It has nothing to do with sexual identity.

by Anonymousreply 23May 6, 2022 2:54 AM

I make 200K a year writing fart porn.

by Anonymousreply 24May 6, 2022 3:17 AM

My coworkers WISH I was embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 25May 6, 2022 3:54 AM

It isn't spoken about.

It doesn't happen in movies.

by Anonymousreply 26May 6, 2022 4:09 AM

Prissy fems do. Most men couldn't care less about it. A lot of fems act like women, they even take pride in hosting dinners. It's embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 33May 8, 2022 1:48 AM

My partner and I fart in front of each other sometimes. We don't care. I fart in front of all my friends too. Not usually smelly ones and never at a meal or woman. Mostly in the morning on vacations or long weekends. Men fart.

by Anonymousreply 36May 8, 2022 5:25 AM

Usually one can telll a fart is imminent unlike some burps, right?

My burps catch me by surprise oftentines. Others here experience this also?

by Anonymousreply 37May 8, 2022 5:39 AM

[quote] burping and farting

The releasing of esophageal gas is a minor social faux pas amongst friends.

The releasing of intestinal gas is a major social faux pas. You need to quickly leave the room and never darken your friend's door again. Never!

by Anonymousreply 38May 8, 2022 7:59 AM

I remember being out drinking with straight guys and they were fartng indiscriminately while talking. I found this very surprising at the time as I thought it was so rude - silly little fag as I was!!!!

by Anonymousreply 39May 8, 2022 8:09 AM

[quote] fartng indiscriminately while talking

Were they natural releases of gas? Or were they forcefully expelling the gas because they were getting drunk and they thought it funny?

by Anonymousreply 40May 8, 2022 8:12 AM

When I was in high school I would sit in the toilet cubicles of the gym after school to hear the jocks fart, piss and shit and sometimes jerk off. The sensation was indescribable. The wonderful rutty teenage smells these mascular str8 jocks produced were ambrosial to me a chubby, effeminate, unattractive faglet. I would jerk off for hours in the toilet and once even scarfed down a load I found in the bowl. Yeah I’m that slutty.

by Anonymousreply 41May 8, 2022 8:21 AM

I immediately lose all interest when a guy I like farts in front of me. Is that weird?

by Anonymousreply 42May 8, 2022 9:21 AM

Old people lose the ability to control their facts. Can you imagine what Congress and the Oval Office smell like?

by Anonymousreply 43May 8, 2022 9:54 AM

You mean our leaders fart, too?

by Anonymousreply 44May 8, 2022 10:02 AM

Bro I love farting and burping , but I'm masculine, bisexual, muscular and good looking, I work out 6-7 Days a week with all the protein drinks and shit I'm constantly ripping ass with my workout buddies and laughing about it

I even have a shirt that says DANGER FARTS WITHOUT WARNING

I even think it's great if girlfriends of mine let go and fart and burp around me, instead of being embarrassed by it, we all fart

Of course stereotypical gay guys are embarrassed by it, I'm bisexual because I like MEN

by Anonymousreply 45May 8, 2022 10:07 AM

R45 belongs in the shop bottom thread.

by Anonymousreply 46May 8, 2022 10:09 AM

I don't understand the question.

by Anonymousreply 47May 8, 2022 12:43 PM

Do you suppose Frenchmen fart? My friend says yes, because they eat a lot of cheese.

by Anonymousreply 48May 8, 2022 1:03 PM

My partner certainly isn’t…

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2022 2:10 AM

R50, that runs against the grain of the usual DL protestation that "my partner of 23 years and I have neve committed such a vile and revolting act together in the same room in all that time. Never, I tell you!"

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2022 8:24 AM

I have a feeling the OP is a straight troll.

by Anonymousreply 53May 10, 2022 2:49 AM

[quote] burping and farting

It happens while sleeping. The brain lapses into unconsciousness but the oesophagus and intestines have to keep on churning constantly.

Waking from sleep unleashes all that captured gas.

by Anonymousreply 56May 10, 2022 11:35 PM

Not this one but I am elder gay so I am invisible anyway!

by Anonymousreply 57May 11, 2022 2:18 AM

You may be invisible, R57, but are you inaudible and unsmellable?

by Anonymousreply 58May 11, 2022 3:12 AM

Only ugly people burp and fart in front of people.

by Anonymousreply 59May 24, 2022 6:31 PM

OP- First of all I don't FART

I pass wind

by Anonymousreply 60May 24, 2022 7:54 PM

One of my best friends has been married to his husband for 11 years and says they have never once farted in front of the other. My friend said that if his husband ever farted in bed, it would be the beginning of the end.

by Anonymousreply 61May 24, 2022 7:59 PM

It’s gross and self absorbed, no one wants to smell your ass.

by Anonymousreply 62May 24, 2022 8:06 PM

[quote] First of all I don't FART. .... I pass wind

I release intestinal gas.

by Anonymousreply 63May 24, 2022 11:29 PM

If I can't fart in my own house where in the hell do you expect me to fart?

by Anonymousreply 64May 25, 2022 6:52 AM

Not embarrassing. You know what is though? When you burp & it smells like a fart because you just rimmed someone.

by Anonymousreply 65May 25, 2022 7:52 AM

Everyone thinks if funny when they fart but when I do it and tell them it was more than that, it was a "wet" one. Suddenly not funny. Same smell, both are natural body functions. Just saying. You all are body function hypocrites.💩

by Anonymousreply 67May 28, 2022 8:13 AM

^ one time my dad sharted (before I knew the term) & even though he was always known for farting, the fact I pointed out this one caused him to fly into a rage!

by Anonymousreply 68May 29, 2022 8:07 AM

It's not our JOB to educate you OP. You need to do the work yourself. Your question is LITERAL VIOLENCE!

by Anonymousreply 73November 8, 2022 4:29 AM

Let’s discuss the tendency of gay men not to want to change baby’s diapers in public OP. Much more pressing: parody post?

by Anonymousreply 74November 8, 2022 4:34 AM

I make doo doos in my pants.

by Anonymousreply 75November 8, 2022 12:19 PM

Always light a match after poo pee doos.

by Anonymousreply 77November 8, 2022 4:23 PM

One of the first things my bf said to me was he couldn't fart around me. That has to be true love right? That was before telling me about a childhood experience where he went to an overly religious friend's house and he farted so loud at the dinner table that the parents threw him out. When he eventually felt comfortable farting around me he always did his best Rodney Dangerfield impression "Did someone step on a duck?"

by Anonymousreply 78November 8, 2022 4:57 PM

I enjoy farting around people. I especially love doing silent but deadly ones.

by Anonymousreply 79November 8, 2022 5:12 PM

I think most couth people are. Who wants to do this in front of others?

by Anonymousreply 80November 8, 2022 5:18 PM

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